Nah yeah: Finding a clean shirt in my cupboard after three weeks of having a broken washing machine. 

Yeah nah: Not realising I had dressed for the gym in a Christmas theme until I was halfway though my workout – the shirt read “Merry Chirstmas ya filthy animal” and I had on yesterday’s socks with gingerbread men wearing Santa hats. People must have thought I was very confused. 

Subsequently, I’m considering buying a whole turkey to gnaw on for the rest of the weekend.