UPDATE ON HEALTH WEEK 
YEAH NAH: Felt a sharp pain in my stomach last night, and actually caught myself hoping that it was the early onset of a violent bout of food poisoning. Maybe this was becasue I didn’t want to be active today, maybe it was becasue I wanted an excuse to stay home and watch the first episode Game of Thrones or maybe it was because the evacuation of my bowels and stomach would give me the validation I needed to eat hot chip sandwiches “to regain my strength”.
NAH YEAH: Despite this mildly concerning desire for diarrhea, I managed to wake up five minutes earlier, stretched before breakfast and packed myself a fucking backpack so I can jog/powerwalk/dawdle home. There’s even a curry veggie patty dream sandwich in there. Maybe I can be a health goddess! Maybe I’ll do it! Maybe I’ll even eat my lunch outside while repeating positive affirmations to myself or some bullshit. 

6.58am UPDATE:

YEAH NAH: My curry veggie patty sandwich of dreams got smooshed in my backpack.