Nah yeah: Discovering that the Indian wrap I saw on a poster was, indeed, a piece of naan bread as the wrap and that it was also, indeed, bloody delightful. The best thing I’ll put into my mouth all day, in fact.

Yeah nah: Being told I had to keep my work outfit on for an out-of-hours photo opportunity. 

Me: So do you think it’s professional of me to rock up to this photo in my gym gear when my gym gear consists of a shirt that reads: Merry Christmas ya filthy animal?

Everyone within earshot in the office: No!

If a festive movie quote shirt can’t be classified as corporate dress, then I don’t know if I can continue being a part of this conformist capitalist society.