Nah yeah: Being a fantastic friend by surprising my roommate with four seasons of Law and Order: SVU and a massive block of chocolate for her birthday last week.

Yeah nah: Not being able to sleep because I have a constant loop of the opening credits song echoing in my brain after a stream of back-to-back episodes made the background noise for what feels like 98.67 per cent of my weekend. It’s like a mosquito flying around your ear that you can’t get rid of and get irrationally angry at. For example, that fucking clarinet solo is making me want to pull out and gnaw on my own teeth just to make a sound loud enough to drown it out. 

However a fun bonus is that I now feel I would win an Ice T impersonation contest if they overlooked my different gender, skin tone and facial features. What I’m trying to say is that I feel I could mimick his voice to a (ice) T after hearing his one liners all weekend.