Nah yeah: Feeling all professional by strutting around in heels all day. 

Yeah nah: Blowing that professional look out of the water by pulling toilet paper out of my bag to wipe my nose in the middle of a court room. 

I then decided it was appropriate to start an interview with: “can I just watch you drink your coffee because I just had so many chips for lunch – if I have anything else I may keel over. AND I had a milkshake. Oh God.”