Yeah nah: Proclaiming “it’s all about girth” in the newsroom. That makes it the second accidental innuendo outburst in as many days, after telling a coworker to “double fist it” yesterday. Considering I’ll be microphone-in-hand in front of a crowd tomorrow night, I worry how this trend will progress. 

Nah yeah: Finding a spare ice cream in the work fridge after everyone else went home, and skipping out of the office like I was a fucking Von Trap child rocking curtain fucking lederhosen.