Nah yeah: Getting a “bless you” in mere milliseconds after a coworker sneezed. 

Yeah nah: Following it up with an “I know your body” when said sneezer was amazed at my ability to anticipate his sneeze. I have to stop assuming people have seen Dude Where’s My Car as many times as I have. I can’t keep doing this to myself. 

Further, my desire to bless these sneezers immediately afterwards raises a lot of questions. At best, I caRe somewhat for their soul’s wellbeing (Catholic schools and their rumours about stopped hearts and human spirit escaping bodies via nasal passages…). At worst, my chronic craving for attention compels me to stoop as low as to steal the limelight from someone spraying mucus through their face. The thing is that I already know the answer (hence the whole blog-centred-entirely-on-me thing I have going on here).