Nah yeah: The massive self-esteem boost that comes with the Queensland Police Service liking one of my Instagram pictures. There is nothing better than being able to reason with yourself that you must be equal parts witty and important to garner positive online attention from such an organisation. Suddenly thinks self wildly relevant to a point of almost tweeting with a non-baloney hashtag.
Yeah nah: Remembering the old school friend who works for said organisation’s media unit and watching the imaginary board meeting of police reps discussing how much they liked the picture and attempting to put together an action plan to determine how best to express their appreciation fade away. No longer feels like social media genius. #hashtagsthatwouldneverbeusedinanactualvirtualexchangealltheway