Because I currently have nothing to put on my daily to-do lists other than “don’t get stabbed”, I’ve resolved to undertake a daily task of recording the high points and low points of my day, each day. And while I have little faith that I will maintain this for longer than one week, that rush of ecstasy that comes from ticking off an item from a list is driving my to at least do one today. I’ve even done one from yesterday for that double-tick thrill *gets goosebumps*

Sunday thoughts

Yeah nah: The instructor of my gym class finished off the session by saying “I’ve been through accreditation, so now I can do what I want.” I thought nothing of it until a Nickleback song blasted as we packed up. Oh Les Mills, what have you done?! Nah yeah: Having a stomach strong enough to withstand the influx of baked beans that had been open more than one month.

Saturday thoughts

Yeah nah: Taking two lives in my quest for a level lawn. The crunch of a snail shell echoes in the caverns of your mind and weighs on your conscience for hours.

Nah yeah: Winning a Christmas raffle from a lady called “Chook”, who addressed the attached card to “The Winner!”. I can’t help but think my ticket was drawn from the hat/barrel/tin not due to luck, but because I fit the bill of the name on the card.